Biff's Question Song

大概沒幾個人知道Thomas F. Wilson是誰，但如果說是《回到未來》的奸角Biff，或多或少會記得。
這是他的棟篤笑片段。
事實上，我比較記得是他在遊戲《Wing Commander》裡面的角色 Todd "Maniac" Marshall。

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歌詞如下～
When I'm flying in a plane, or I'm on the street,
There's a lot of famous people, that I like to meet.
They shake my hand and never ask my name.
And they start asking questions, that are always the same. Hey

What's Michael J. Fox like?
He's nice.
What's Michael J. Fox like?
Nice guy.
What's Michael J. Fox like?
He's an ALIEN!
Stop asking me the question!

I went to the Bar Mitzvah of my nephew Josh.
Now I'm not jewish, but I like to nash.
Put on my yamada, started to pray,
When the rabbi leaned over and I heard him say. Hey:

Was that real manure?
No, it wasn't.
Was that real manure?
Noo!
Was that real manure?
IT'S A MOVIE!
Stop asking me the question!

Can we take your picture? Come on. Look mean.
Would you call my friend a butthead on his answering machine? Hey
Questions, questions just fill my head.
I went to my doctor. My doctor said. Hey:

What does a Key Grip do?
Set up lights.
What does the Best Boy do?
Help the Key Grip.
What does a producer do?
I don't KNOW!
Stop asking me the question!

Do you all hang out together?
No, we don't.
How's Krispin Glover?
Never talk to him.
Back To The Future Four?
Not happenin'.
Stop asking me the question!

Hey,
Who's the nicest, famous guy you know?
Adam Sandler.
Who is the biggest jerk?
Gary Busey.
How much money do you make?
More, than you do.
So, stop asking me the question!